What to expect when you're expecting

I know what to expect when you're expecting. I've had three kids, and I am pretty funny, so I am a good person to be blogging about parenting, babies and expecting on whattoexpect.com. The problem? I get paid to do it so for some reason, I do it less. I am calling my own self out right now as a reminder that I only have to post twice a month, we are the 30th and I haven't done it yet.

How dumb is that?

You think this will happen when writing stand-up comedy and television shows?

Maybe if I think about all the homework I have to do for tomorrow, I'll get my baby blog on?